Back from camden

Jerry Seinfeld:

« My accountant actually did take a big chunk of money from me and use it to buy drugs.
The thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting.
It makes sense. Why would an athlete or musician take drugs?
They have an interesting job.
But an accountant? If ever a job required hallucinogenic support this is the job.

That should be the legal defence.
“You’re charged with possession of illegal narcotics.”
“But, Your Honour, I’m an accountant.”
Bang, case closed.
“Bailiff, give this man his peyote and tequila back for the drive home. Sorry to bother you, sir. Terribly sorry.” »

Jerry Seinfeld, The Sniffing Accountant